Sunday, January 17, 2010

Waste Of Moolah / Because Apart Of You Is Hoping That The Stamps Will Taste Like Eggs

America is the fattest country in the world. Seriously, the obesity rates are through the roof. In light of that, one would think we'd try our best to maintain a healthy lifestyle. Clearly J & D foods didn't get that memo.

I present to you the bacon flavored envelope....*pauses so you can read the previous sentence again*.
Thats right kids, now you can lick swine and pay bills all at the same time. Just when everyone was making their resolutions to start dieting. With other products like bacon pop, baconnaise and bacon flavored salt, J & D defiently lives up to the slogan "There's always room for bacon". I fear what may follow if this is a success....bacon flavored soap....bacon ice pops *blech*.


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