Largest iPod Dock Ever / Or Pervert Promoter?

I'm not knocking anyone, I buy flashy, useless shit daily. This right here, not cool. I mean men have there needs ( I guess)... but does it need to come in Go-Go girl form? The “Disco Table“, designed by Moritz Waldemeyer, is a go-go dancer cage, except the “cage” is virtual- made of LED lights and lasers and it has a smoke machine too. All I can see is a bunch of wannabes playing "Money Maker" By Ludacris, while some girl dances on this thing for $10 bills. Ha! Good luck with that one.

 I can't deny that this is genius invention wise but definitely a waste of money. Oh and sorry fellas, stripper not included.

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